Issue Number 10

   Date:7/25/2003

Suitors with Mars in WATER Signs act these ways to ATTAIN love...
* emotional...seem to feel things deeply; react too emotionally
* sensitive...seem sweet & vulnerable; make you feel protective
* unfathomable...seems impossible to really read their intentions
* fluid...seep into your heart through weak spots in your armour.

Mars in PISCES acts...
* secretly...may secretly want you; or seduce in a secret affair
* sweet and demure...seems sensitive and vulnerable, or coy, or shy
* soulful...seeks to share deep feelings, and to touch your soul
* self-sacrificing...serves your needs first; loses self-identity
* surreal...lives in another world; seeks to escape from reality
* spiritual...may see you as a spiritual guide; or act as yours.

"Your ACTIONS may ATTRACT one who WOULD ACT that way!"

-->JUPITER TRINE PLUTO! The last of three, August 1, 2003!

The last Jupiter trine Pluto is at the beginning of the Mars
Retrograde (Phase 2). Midway through the Mars Retrograde,
Jupiter makes its just once opposition with Uranus!
That can add lightening to fire! More on that next Newsletter!

Here's a zinger of a political note from Betsy Sites about Jupiter
Trine Pluto, but interesting to apply to ourselves as well!

' Let me add a note here about Jupiter trine Pluto, an amplifier if
there ever was one! Big plans are brewing in the minds of powerful
men as well as Joe Street. Overconfidence is bound to be a problem!
But mark my words, wherever integrity is not correctly aligned,
there will be repercussions! Jupiter in Leo is hard to contain and
does not want to be held accountable. Pluto in Sagittarius empowers
Jupiter to think even bigger, but Pluto ultimately cuts to the chase.
The truth will be known! Perhaps this little karmic accountability
factor may be the undoing of Mr. George W. and his Big Lie about
Iraq. As Saturn conjuncts his Sun, he too may feel the sting of Pluto's
vengeance for playing games with "The Truth."'

If you want the entire schedule of Retrogrades this year,
and Venus next year, Pacific Time Zone dates, email me,
I'll email it to you no charge! If you want hard copy, it’s
only $3!

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BEGINNERS: Fun and fast tips that work for you!

--> SIGNS, PLANETS, HOUSES!
TIP: They correlate! So easy to learn! 1, 2, 3!

1) Some say learn the first six signs and you have it all!
How could that be? Well, first, learn the opposites!

Aries - Self : Libra - Other!
Taurus - My money : Scorpio - Our money!
Gemini - How your mind works : Sagittarius - What it all means!
Cancer - Mom, Home : Capricorn - Dad, Career!
Leo - Individual creation : Aquarius - Creation for all!
Virgo - Harmony of daily living : Pisces - Harmony of Spirit!

Those are a few of my ideas, now add some of your own!

2) Next, think the same way about the Sign’s planets!

Aries, Mars - Action : Libra, Venus - Social ReAction!
Taurus, Venus - Mine, My body : Scorpio, Pluto - Intimacy
Gemini, Mercury - linear thought : Sag, Jupiter - Perspective
See? Keep it going, finish the rest, ok?

3) Last, add the houses!
Aries, Mars, First House - Leader :
Libra, Venus, 7th House - Equals

Taurus, Venus, 2nd House - How you source your income :
Scorpio, Pluto, 8th House - Your partner’s source of income!

Again, finish the rest of the pairs. The principles will anchor
in your consciousness as you marry them in your mind. Be
aware how each sign bridges the other sign’s intelligence.

There's much, much more....

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--> MORE GOODIES BELOW SO KEEP READING ON: <--
* Harry Potter and Jupiter Moons!
* Finance & Astrology! JP Morgan and Walt Disney?
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KOOL SITES: Harry Potter and Jupiter Moons!

July 2, 2003: Blistering-hot volcanoes
that belch snow. Moons bigger than
planets. Icy worlds with vast
underground oceans. All of these things
can be found in the latest Harry Potter
novel. And according to NASA space
probes, they're all real.
It was late one night at Hogwarts when
Harry, Ron and Hermione were doing
their homework: "a long and difficult
essay about Jupiter's moons,"
but Harry and Ron didn't have their
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"Harry, you must have misheard
Professor Sinistra," says Hermione on
page 300 of Harry Potter and the Order
of the Phoenix. "Europa's covered in ice,
not mice!"


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-->KEEP READING: Retrograde Tip Sheets <--
* Astrological Light Bulb Jokes! Believe it!

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--> RETROGRADE TIP SHEETS Now is most certainly
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This time, Mercury will be Retrograde during the Mars
Retrograde and within the year from now, Venus will
Retrograde also!

Besides, there are some very juicy tidbits in these pages!
Like the stuff about sex! Uhuh.

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For those whose charts are activated it will be a pretty intense
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The TIP SHEETS list all the dates for you and will give you
useful ideas.

Mercury will be retrograding in the earth and fire signs and Mars
will retrograde in water sign Pisces! Earth is often practical, Fire
is inspirational, Pisces is artistic and intuitive! Perfect mix!

Why not get a reading now to find how these will connect with
the rest of your chart and upcoming progressions & transits?!

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EXOTIC INFO! What do you think?!
CERENA'S TIP: Never leave home without your humor!
(Please forgive me, it must be the heat….)

Astrological Light Bulb Jokes

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
None. Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash* *pop* *crash*)

How many Tauruses does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But only if they can celebrate afterwards with a ten course
meal and some great sex.
None; Tauruses never want to change anything.
One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned out bulb is
useless and should be thrown away.

How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. Plus a portable phone, an internet link, and a copy of the
"Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
Two (of course) but it will take all week, and when they're done
the lightbulb will do your homework, speak French, and shine
any color you want it to.
Two, but they never change it - they just keep arguing about
who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done.

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but it takes a therapist three years to help them through
the grieving process.
Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper, too!
None: A Cancerian would worry himself to death with the problem.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agents get
a Virgo in to do it for them while they're out.
One: He holds the bulb and the world spins around him.
None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs, they're too
busy changing them for everyone else.
Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Let's see, one to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned
out and the date it was purchased, one to decide who's fault it is that
the bulb burned out and ask why that brand was chosen in the first
place, ten to decide to remodel the house as long as they're changing
the bulb....

How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb?
Er, two, or, maybe one. No--on second thought, make that two. Is that
OK with you?
Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?
Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb, and where
it burned out. It might perhaps just take one if it's just an ordinary bulb,
or maybe two if the person doesn't know where to find a new bulb, or....

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
None -- they'd rather sit in the dark.
Why do you want to know? Are you a cop?
That information is strictly secret and only shared with the inner
members of the hierarchical order.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Look, ask me when I get back from India, OK?
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got out whole lives ahead of
us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out lightbulb?
A whole bunch: You can only keep them in the room long enough for
each of them to give the bulb a quarter turn.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs -- unless they're a legitimate
business expense.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
None. Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again
tomorrow anyway.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....
A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb
and bring light into the world.
Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all
your work for you? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me
questions.

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?
What lightbulb?
Huh? The light's out?
None: They concern themselves with inner light.

I know, I know, did you survive? Keep smiling!

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DATES TO KEEP, DAYS TO MAKE IT SPECIAL!
--> AUGUST IS SPECIAL FOR SUMMER SCHOOL!

15 - 18 August 2003 - Rocky Mountain Astrology Conference
ROMAC, Denver, Colorado, USA, with Robert Blaschke, Priscilla
Costello, Maurice Fernandez, Phyllis Firak-Mitz, Laura Gerking,
Rick Levine, Alan Oken, David Pond, Mikel Poulsen, Philip Sedgwick,
Sandra-Leigh Serio, Gloria Star, etc. Inf: Email:
laurag@astrologyetal.com

15 - 22 August 2003 - Faculty of Astrological Studies (F.A.S.)
Summer School, Oxford, ENGLAND, with Bernadette Brady
(Australia), Bernard Eccles, Rob Hand (USA), Robin Heath,
Joyce Hoen (The Netherlands), Deborah Houlding, Jane
Ridder-Patrick, Graeme Tobyn, Joanne Wickenburg (USA), etc.
Info: Phone 44-7000-790143.
Email: summerschool@astrology.org.uk

PLAN AHEAD FOR:

8 - 13 October 2003 - ISAR 2003 International Astrology Conference
is part of a global trinity of conferences titled "Astrology Transcending
Boundaries" (mutual reception between Uranus in Pisces and Neptune
in Aquarius 2003-2010). The theme of this congress is "Uranus in Pisces:
Global Voices for Tomorrow's Astrology", Anaheim, CA, USA, with an
outstanding array of worldwide astrologers!
Info: Phone: 1-305-251-4223 Fax: 1-305-971-3278
Email: akashuba@bellsouth.net

--> November planning for the biggest international conference!

29 - 30 November 2003 - 7th International symposium of astrology in
Zuerich, SWITZERLAND, Info: Phone 41-1-4224682, Fax 41-1-4224620,
Email: beatrice-ganz@bluewin.chURL: http://www.alocality.ch/symposium/

--> Here in beautiful Santa Barbara, let's celebrate! I would love to be
invited to your Leo Summer Party to do mini readings!
My only request is to be fed tasty food and given good water to drink!
Call me, 805-898-7888, I'll put it on my calendar!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

Happy Summer & HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LEOS!

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